According to Buddha

The Buddha said “I can’t help you.”
“What do you mean?” said the man.
The Buddha said, “Everybody’s got problems. In fact, we’ve all got eighty-three problems, each one of us. Eighty-three problems, and there’s nothing you can do about it. If you work really hard on one of them, maybe you can fix it – but if you do, another one will pop right into its place.
The man became furious. “I thought you were a great teacher!” he shouted. “I thought you could help me! What good is your teaching, then?”
The Buddha said, “Well, maybe it will help you with the eighty-fourth problem.”
“The eighty-fourth problem?” said the man. “What’s the eighty-fourth problem?”
Said the Buddha, “You want to not have any problems.”

i’m the son of a 3rd generation farmer
i’ve been married 10 years to the farmer’s daughter
i’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour
on my International Harvester

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Leduc West Antique Annual Exposition, 25th Anniversary Celebration ~ July 2015.