According to Buddha

No one appears on our stage unless the director has placed them there for our benefit.

and what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets.
dig real deep, until it hurts. alleviate your guilt,
free yourself once again, because he gave to you, brothers and sisters.
please give a ten, twenty five, or fifty dollar tax-deductible donation,
and i assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor tv and radio,
ban questionable books, and contribute to many other godly services.

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The Legislative Assembly of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta ~ March 2017